- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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