A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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