Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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