What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Anti Joke

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