A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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