- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

oooh look a banshee

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Where's my tractor?

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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