their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

squash squash who squash my ass

OOOOPPS /

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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