Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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