Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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