The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

children burning

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

you lose.

Donald Trump.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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