- Anti Joke

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Keanu Reaves

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.