Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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PEANIS!

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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