Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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9/11.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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