- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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