A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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