- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Women's rights

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What's funnier than 24? 25

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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