Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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