- Anti Joke

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.