- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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