- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Woman.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Zach Barlow

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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