- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Tall asians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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