Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Q- Why? A- Why not?

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Indians

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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