Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How about that airline food?

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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