So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do you call an arab ?

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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