There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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