- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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