- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??