if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Where's my tractor?

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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