What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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