- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

guess what what that wasnt it

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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