Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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knock knock come in!

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do I hate? people

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Women's Rights

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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