Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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