What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

There's my tractor.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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