- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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