Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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knock knock ... no one was in

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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