- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Yo mama is so fat!

What's the square root of four? Two.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

?"what's up" "A preposition"

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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