Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Hello penis

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

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