- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Jews.

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

wat?

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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