Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

The Pope

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Lol! Why you wanna know?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Is this where I type the joke?

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Hi my name is Jim

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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