What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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9/11

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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JFK

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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