What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Flop dog

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