What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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God

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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