How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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The 80's

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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