- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What's a small person? A midget

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Watch your lips.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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