- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Justin Beiber

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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