What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Trashcan!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Banana(s)

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

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