A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Adam Sandler.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

That's what he said.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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