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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

jewish people like other jewish people.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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