- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

in the begining... god made some stuff

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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