What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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shut up

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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