What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

I LIKE TURLES.

Tim's gay.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

penis that is all

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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